Escape From Tennessee

We packed up from Nashville finally, and began making our long trek back home. Christine had asked if we could stop by Smokey Mountain National Park on the way, but it was getting late and would be dark by the time we got there. We didn't plan on making any more stops in Tennessee, until we saw signs for one of the last great country mountain ranges.

DOLLYWOOD!

Dollywood is located about 20 minutes off of exit 407 in a very touristy area. There are literally dozens of arcades, go cart areas, miniature golf, hotels and any sort of family fun attraction you can think of really. We got to Dollywood in time to see it closing and we literally drove into the parking lot and drove out. Meaning we are now 2-2 in getting to a place on time, to see it closing.

We got a room at a Best Western and found our accommodations surprisingly accommodating. Finding a place at a reasonable price, that is clean and orderly would have been enough, but this room came with an added bonus. Hot tub! Very relaxing and being able to actually have a full bath and shower was a nice change from the small, uncomfortable showers we had been used to being on the road for so long.

We priced out Dollywood tickets and found them unreasonably expensive. It costs 53.00 to get in.. per person, and being this close to home and our funds beginning to diminish, and really not liking Dolly Parton enough to go there, we decided to pass on Dollywood and get back on the road.

The road led us into a town outside of Knoxville called, Gatlinburg. Gatlinburg is again, a very touristy area. Lots of family friendly entertainment venues, including the world famous, Ripley's Believe It Or Not, where we decided to visit this fine day.

Ripley's had many interesting facts, fun optical illusions and shrunken heads. One thing that was clear was that Mr. Ripley led a very fascinating life, and the museum does its best to represent it. At times it seems like it looses focus and puts ascetics and flair in front of the things Ripley found throughout his life time.

Highlights-

Phil- A locke of George Washington's hair.

Christine- Holograms, sword swallowers and the "sticking shadow".

Lowlights-

Phil- A picture and life sized replica of an 8'2" man. Why can't they have the man there? Why should I have to look at an 8'2" giant candle that is supposed to be a wax figure of him?

Christine- Would have liked more hands on interaction.

At the end of the tour there is a Zoltar fortune telling machine, similar to the one seen in the Tom Hanks classic "Big". Christine got her fortune from Zoltar, and unlike the one from "Big" this one was plugged in. It is fitting that the tour ended with a replica from Tom Hanks movie, because our next stop led us into another Hanks classic.

The Bubba Gump Shrimp Company, from the Hanks classic, "Forrest Gump," where we went for lunch.

(Side Note: I think there is a small list of celebrities who get so famous that they stop doing stuff and get to a point where they can just do whatever they want. I put Tom Hanks on the top of this list. Followed by people like Garth Brooks, Julia Roberts, and Madonna. Sure there are more people so famous they can do whatever they want, if you can list some feel free to add names when you comment)

A real fast run down. Fun environment, the drink menu on a ping pong paddle, and license plates donning the famous quotes, "run Forrest run" and "Stop Forrest stop". The plates are used to call the attention of the waitstaff when you need something. The walls are covered in pictures taken during the filming of Forest Gump, along with signs that reference scenes from the film, and other quirks that tie into the time period. The food was really good (better than you would think, but no "Cock of he Walk").

One thing that bothered me was the music. Don't get me wrong, I think Madonna's Greatest Hits and "Puttin' On The Ritz" by Taco all have their place in music history and American society, I just didn't think they fit in with the ambiance and the place. Perhaps music from the soundtrack, or more pieces that were around during the generations that the film spanned would have been more appropriate.

We spent the rest of the day driving and the long road is finally drawing to a close. We will try to sit down and update the blog when we get home.

Jack Daniel's, The Cock of the Walk

Three quick points before we begin.

1) I was surprised to hear a few day ago that there was a war brewing in Georgia. I really thought there was some racial or family tension that had been brewing, Hatfield and McCoy style that finally blew up. Boy, was I shocked to find out Georgia was a small Russian satellite country. And to think all this time I thought it was a state in the U.S. I don't remember traveling that far to visit Christine's family. And to Curt and Colleen, stay strong and don't let those forces over take your home or your spirit.

2) I noticed today that I am developing a southern twang when I say certain words. When I arrive back in the northeast, please feel free to greet to me with a kick in the shin or a slap on the wrist whenever certain words come out with a southern drawl.

3) We have spent some time reading Mitch Albom books and have realized a few key points. 1) We are both now realizing we must be ready for death, and to do that we must enjoy life, and 2) While Mitch Albom is not the best writer I have ever read, he is the best story teller, and a sit down of his books is needed. None take a long time, because (again) he is such a fine story teller, you never want to put down the book.

On to the blog

We started off with a trip to one of the last great slices of Americana, The Jack Daniels Distillery in Lynchburg, Tennessee. Phil checked out the website and noticed that they give tours every 15minutes from 9:00am- 6:15pm. There are two ultimate ironies to this story. The first being that Lynchburg is one of the last 'dry' counties in the United States. That's right, in the home of Jack Daniel's No7 Whiskey.. you can't actually drink the whiskey.

It sounds odd, but it makes sense. The brew was banned during prohibition, and when the law was repealed, Lynchburg found it important to leave the ban intact. After visiting a town like Interior, S.D., it's obvious to see why it makes sense. Lynchburg, is the smallest county in Tennessee, and the majority of the people work either in the J.D. distillery or in some facit of it in the area. A small area like this, with a near overabundant supply of whiskey could easily turn from wonderful small town, tourist trap, into ..well.. Interior. A small town with nice enough people, who allow the perils and irresponsibility's of living in a small town to take advantage of them. They seem to respect the law and what the distillery means to the community.

We arrived at 5:00, which was a bad thing. Phil had read the website wrong and the last tour was at 4:30 and not 6:15. We had traveled an hour and arrived in enough time to see nothing but a locked door. Christine walked around the building and found a door where people from the last tour were leaving out of and we used that opportunity to more or less sneak into the museum area. Christine explained to one of the women working there our predicament and how we had traveled so far, and she told us to walk around for a bit, and she would re-fire up the 5 minute introductory film they show before the tour an allow us to view it. While she got it ready we walked around a bit and went to the store to buy some Jack Daniel's (which we would not be able to drink here). The following conversation took place:

Lady- We have these 4 different bottles available today. The first has a picture and story of a man whittling and what it means to the distillery, the second has Jack Daniel himself on the front and these two are in a remembrance of two of our five awards that we have won. Which of the four would you like to buy?

Phil- (pause)

Christine- (pause) ..we'll..

Phil- Great, we'll take one of each.

Christine- One of each.?.?

Phil- We traveled a long way to get here. We are going home with something. We will give a couple away, and we will keep a couple for ourselves, or do something with it.

After we made our purchase we made our way to the next great irony in our story. We were led into a small movie theater, where we were the only two seated and the nice woman who Christine had spoken to earlier allowed us to view the brief introductory film, where we learned great fact like Jack Daniel was on 5'2" tall, and that J.D. is literally poured through cedar coal as part of its distilleration process. What is so ironic about this? We taped the movie, and made a bootleg in the whiskey museum.

After the film we walked around a bit more and posed infront of the No7 Jack Daniel's Clint Bowyer car, which is in the museum as well as read some interesting facts about the distilleration process, the history of Jack Daniel and Lynchburg County, Tenn.

We didn't get the full tour, which was my own (Phil's) fault. But we did get to experience part of the tour at least, and get idea of what happened there and the process involved, which was still pretty cool.

We proceeded our way to camp and had decided we would have dinner at the place next door, "The Cock of the Walk", upon getting a positive recommendation from a fellow camper.

Now in my life time I (Phil) have heard the term "Cock of the Walk" used twice. The first was on the famous SNL 'Cowbell' sketch, by the immortal Christopher Walken. (Listen Close, it's there.) The second time was in "Jeepers Creepers 2" a teen horror flick, when one guy challenges another to a fight. Even with there previous context clues, I was never able to truly decipher the meaning of the term, "Cock of the Walk".

Thankfully the restaurant menu cleared up the confusion. Boats used to go up and down the Mississippi bringing supplies and trading good to New Orleans. Each of these different trading boats had their own champion fighter, a.k.a "The Cock of the Walk". When one boat came across another boat, the "Cock of the Walk" of each boat would fight each other boat's champion fighter to see who would reign supreme as the true, "Cock of the Walk' a.k.a The Best of the Best.

Isn't that easy enough?

On to the Cock of the Walk's ambiance and food. The place has a rustic feel, and we both got a kick out of the beer being served in small tin cups.

Phil had the fried catfish, while Christine had the 'Red Feather Platter' that had a little bit of chicken, fish and shrimp in it. It was all served with coleslaw, skillet bread, fries and hush puppies. All of the food was wonderful, some of the best we have had.

As we were leaving we stopped by the store to get a "Cock of the Walk" shirt, just to make sure we had something to prove this entire experience and place really existed. We came up with a bit more that. First is this great picture of Christine in a giant rocking chair they have there.While we were taking our pictures we stumbled upon some lovely women, who were staying at the Gaylord Opryland Hotel for the gospel music convention that was being held there, who heard us talking and asked where we were from. When Christine told them we were from New York, we learned we had a bunch in common with our new friends. One was from Rockland (Spring Valley), one was from Westchester (Ossining) and finally Brooklyn. More or less the outline of Christine and Phil's lives were standing in front of them in the form of gospel women from the New York metropolitan area.

Funny how New York is the ultimate in similarities from the people you least expect it from sometimes.

2 More notes:

1) Yes, Phil does have a French detective mustache. He hasn't shaved since the day before the wedding. Bad facial hair was bound to happen.

2) Phil has vowed to wear the Adam Dunn jersey until he gets home as a show of solidarity to Adam despite his recent trade to the Diamondbacks. Christine recently remarked that it smells of "B.O."

Kentucky tomorrow...

I found it...

I found the picture of the Moose we saw in the badlands.... Aparently Phil didn't post it 'cause he didn't want everyone to know he was wrong.

Answer: Moose are not too good for the badlands!

You're The Only Tennessee

First off here is a picture of one of the aforementioned insects we saw in Oklahoma. It was a large flying type creature that was carrying the corpse of a green caterpillar that was roughly twice its size. The fact it was carrying its body led us to believe that it had also killed the caterpillar, meaning it was a predator and could theoretically bite us and infect us with its dirty poison.

Arkansas more or less got rained out. We spent one day in a Hotel and another day at the local KOA. Some good things about this was that it gave us some down time and allowed Christine to get some of our pictures developed, and begin a fabulous photo album of the trip.

Another positive thing on this trip was spending some time in Hot Springs and drinking some of their wonderful water. The majority of the Hot Springs have been covered up to "prevent contamination," or in other words, "so we can charge you 16$ a head to come in and soak in the hot springs". The remaining 3 springs that were left uncovered are hidden in woods somewhere, and were difficult to get to, especially with their bad Arkasonian maps and poor weather conditions.

We were able to stop by a water fountain that featured some of the best natural spring water we have ever had. Phil took the video camera and taped footage of him filling up a water bottle. It is riveting footage and dialogue with the natives, one of which bore a startling resemblance to Locke from Lost.

The drive from Arkansas to Tennessee wasn't bad, only about 6 hours, however at the end of it we did realize that we would soon need our second oil change of the trip. Tennessee is a nice area upon entry and the first thing noticed upon entering is the police presence. There were days on this trip where we could go 2-3 days down an other wise deserted road and never see a cop. Once you enter Tennessee there are cops everywhere. All over the highway, on the side roads, everywhere, state, local, sheriffs, traffic cops, anything. So needless to say, you feel very safe, just don't speed.

The first day we were here, we just came in, set up the tent and crashed. The second day we went to Nashville and the Country Music Hall of Fame, The Wildhorse Saloon and the Gaylord Opry Resort and Hotel. The Country Music Hall of Fame was interesting. They had gold, platimun, silver, records on the walls, the history of country music, how it formed and grew into what it was today. There was a film on the history of country music on television that featured some icons of country like, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Dolly Parton and of course the immortal Jeff Foxworthy. If your idea of an educational experience is visiting the country music museum... than you just might be a redneck.

Here I am hanging out with the great Kris Kristofferson.

The two big icons of country music are Hank Williams Sr. and Johnny Cash. Both remembered for their great upbeat harmonies, inovative cross-over beats, "every
man" lyrics, and of course having major alcohol and drug dependencies that killed one and almost ruined the other, and cost both to leave their families (Cash pre June Carter of course).




After the Hall of Fame we walked down Broadway in Nashville. It is covered with small gift shops and Honky- Tonks. We were both looking for something to eat, and found a great place The Wildhorse Saloon. It is actually kind of a big deal down here, as they have filmed TV shows there, have some concerts there with some reletively big name stars and have frequent radio shows there as well. The fact that they also serve award winning BBQ didn't hurt either. Lunch was good, we had pulled pork and chicken chili as was suggested by the waitress.

When we left downtown Nashville we returned to the area, about a mile or two, outside of our camp, where the Grand Ole Opry and the Gaylord Opry Land Hotel and Resort are located. The Grand Ole Opry is literally just a big old house that realy gives no evidence of being one of the most influential and timeless music houses in American history. The Gaylord Opry Hotel, now there is a magnificant structure.

The hotel has an old, classic look from the outside, but the inside is all new looking, and literally websoff into different areas. The webbed areas are connected with huge glass covered atriums, with some spectacular flowers, plants, water falls, indoor rivers, and stores located inside. Rooms from the hotel have balconies that over looks the atriums and whether it be morning or night time, the views of this area from these rooms must be spectacular.

We finally headed back to camp and took it easy for a few hours before heading back into Nashville so we could frequent some of the evening Honky Tonks and hear some mediocre bands play good country and rock music poorly. And let me tell you we were not dissapointed. We stopped at a few different places (a brief description of the band playing appears in parathesize next to the name of the place), The Stage (over top lead singer.. didn't want to be a country coverband, but in Nashville there is little room for anything else), Roberts (blue grass, decent if thats what you like.. we didn't.), Second Fiddle (Fun, interactive country, as we walked in they were playing Interstate Lovesong), Legends (In their 30's nothing spectacular, but enjoyable), Random Honky-Tonk 1 (older band who yelled at us for coming in at the end of the set), Random Honky- Tonk 2 (band had mailed it in an hour before we go there).

Two weird things about this experience. 1) In Legends we met people who live in Queens, one origionally from Suffern, N.Y. and another orgionally from New Haven County C.T. It's a small world after all. 2) In Nashville the bands do not get paid. They rely on the tips of bar patrons. Which is an awkward thing the first time a groupie comes up to you with a barrel asking you to tip the band, and you have no idea why.

We had made some plans for today, but found sleeping in a bit more to our liking. Lunch now, and then who knows maybe a trip to a very special place not too far from where we are now. For dinner tonight it looks like we will be going to the restaurant right next to the camp site, "Cock of the Walk'.

Oklahoma! Arkansas?

I have found that the mere mention of Oklahoma will bring people to immediately sing the state's name in show tune form, while an explanation of the place is being given. Phil drew the straw for the Oklahoma duty and let me say the 2 nicest things I can about the state,


1) The gas is cheap. 3.44 a gallon in some spots

2) There is no 2.

It is hot as hell, by far the hottest place on Earth. You might say, "Phil, how is it possible that it is that hot?" Simple. Christine and I have been to at least 14 states thus far and this one is by far the hottest. Seeing as how America does everything the best, I must infer that we are the best at having the hottest place on Earth.

I had this conversation with a gas station attendant today...

Me- Hot out there today. Is it normally this hot out here?

Him- No.

Me- Well that's good.

Him- It's normally hotter

NOTE: IT WAS 97... THE TEMPERATURE HAS HIT 110 FOR THE LAST 5 DAYS!


Another awful thing about Oklahoma are the bugs. Good lord, just the scariest, biggest, most annoying, things on Earth. They crawl, fly, swarm, bite, nip, suck, an bother like no other. They have ants everywhere and these wasp looking things that have a red torso with black wings that are the size of a half dollar flying around.

After setting up the tent here and disinfecting it with pesticide and citronella candles we decided to head into Oklahoma City into Toby Keith's restaurant.

For those of you who not know, Toby Keith is a country musician who is big for hits like, "Beer For My Horses", "Courtesy of The Red, White and Blue", and "I Love This Bar." He must be very creative because he named this place "Toby Keith's I Love This Bar & Grill".

Upon entering, Chris and I took a seat at the bar because the wait would have been at least 30minutes or a table an I think we were both hungry since we hadn't eaten since breakfast. (Breakfast as a quick side note included a breakfast buffet at a truck stop and biscuits an gravy were of course a major player in the game.) We ordered drinks and food. As an appitizer we ha "the tumble weed." Which is a lot like a Bloomin' Onion, only with thinner onions crisps that are tangled together so it looks like a tumble weed. I had the sirloin and shrimp. Both were a bit too well done for my liking. The steak a bit dry, the shrimp despite a wonderful seasoning on top was a bit chewy, but still tasty and better than most of the stuff out there. Christine ha spare ribs, that literally were falling of the bone. Simply fantastic, along with her side dishes had an A+ meal.

The next day we left at about 11 for Arkansas. The original plan was to head for Little Rock, but after looking at the map and plotting times, Hot Springs seemed a bit more reasonable. The hotel we are in is an older place, where the room keys are just that... keys. Our first room was small and we had some problems with the cold water, so they move us down the hall to a much nicer room at the same price. Don't know why we had the crappy room first, or why they moved us to a much nicer room, but I won't complain. The downside is that they make you pay for wireless internet, which is bothersome at first, until you remember you are in Arkansas and should feel fortunate to have electricity.

The downside is that they make you pay for wireless internet, which is bothersome at first, until you remember you are in Arkansas and should feel fortunate they have paved highways.. let alone information super highways.

The downside is that they make you pay for wireless internet, which is bothersome at first, until you remember you are in Arkansas and are fortunate not to be staying at the Tyson Chicken Farm.

The downside is that they make you pay for wireless internet, which is bothersome at first, until you remember you are in Arkansas and you should feel fortunate you weren't directed to your room via hunch backed, candle led, bell boy.

The downside is that they make you pay for wireless internet, which is bothersome at first, until you remember you are in Arkansas and feel fortunate that they don't think "internet" is a term used to describe interfamily relations.

The downside is that they make you pay for wireless internet, which is bothersome at first, until you remember you are in Arkansas and you realize the thing that should bother you is the older, Dolly Parton looking, fake blonde, woman sitting in the corner of the hotel bar shooting all the men weird, lonely glances.

The downside is that they make you pay for wireless internet, which is bothersome at first, until you remember you are in Arkansas and this older, rustic hotel is actually state of the art. We are fortunate they don't use the telegraph to communicate with the outside world.

Okay done for now... more stuff tomorrow.

Bernard's missing testicles and the 2 mile train

Before I can begin with today’s order of events, I must introduce our neighbor from last night, we’ll call him Bernard. Phil and I are sitting at our site, Phil’s reading a book, and I’m uploading pictures for the blog. All of a sudden we hear a voice, “Ya hear those trains?” Mind you, it’s almost pitch black, the only light we have is from our miniature fire, and our lantern which happens to be burning out.

Upon a closer look, we notice Bernard approaching, bare-chested with Jeans and suspenders. However, the hair on his body was enough to fool anyone into thinking he was wearing a sweater. So, we engage in a (hopefully) short conversation with him. He talks about the trains, and how some of them are 2 miles long. When Phil mentions the one we saw earlier, and how I had said, “That train’s got to be at least a mile long”, Bernard was offended and quickly corrected us… “not 1 mile, 2 miles.”

Bernard continues talking about how he and his wife are traveling, and they were trying to get to see their friend Adelia, but they didn’t make it in time and she was taken by cancer. Well, that was sad, but then he continues to tell us about how he has had all sorts of cancer as well. Breast, liver, “Hell, I even lost both my testicles to cancer.” Well, I hate to sound unsympathetic, ‘cause I do feel bad for the guy, losing both testicles must be rough, but really….. Is this something I need to know upon our first meeting? Generally I think you need to know somebody for at least 20 minutes or have bought them dinner before one can reference their testicles. Bernard fufilled neither of these requirements. So, after a longer-than-we’d-like conversation, he said goodnight and went back next door to his site.

As we woke up this morning, we looked forward to a day full of driving, we were off to Amarillo, Texas. Before leaving, we updated the blog a bit, and while doing so, talked to Alicia. She recommended a little place called Monte Carlo’s Steakhouse in Albuquerque, NM. that she found on Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives. Alicia informed us, that part of its charm was that it was attached to a liquor store and to get to the restaurant, you had to go through the liquor store. Turns out, Amarillo is 10 hrs away, and Albuquerque was 5 hours. This was a perfect midway point for us to have dinner.

So, we broke down camp, and packed up the car, and off we went. Christine drove the first 5 hours to Albuquerque. As we entered NM, the sign welcomed us to “The Land of Enchantment”.

We pulled off an exit to get gas at a Pilot gas station. When Phil got out he was approached by a heavyset Mexican man with a very high pitched voice who asked him for money for gas. “Me and my son are headin’ to Denver, and we’re out of money and can’t get any gas. Could you help us out?” Phil replied quickly with a, “no sorry, we’re in the same boat buddy.” He quickly filled up as the man went from pump to pump, and we made our way out of the station very rapidly.

After the conversation with this man, one has to question the strategy involved with planning a trip and deciding to just kind of wing it on gas money. What was this man thinking before he left? One would posit, that if you were taking your automobile, gas money would be the first thing you would have.

A few good hours later, when we pulled into Monte Carlo’s, we thought, “Ohh crap, we’re going to get mugged.” The people were not the friendliest looking, covered with tattoos and angry faces, and then there was that guy sitting in the corner of the store drinking his Coronas. (Our minds will change about the place as we stay longer but for now… we’re a bit intimidated.)

We make our way to the back of the store, and enter the restaurant. It’s not too crowded, and there are a bunch of seats open. We are told to sit anywhere we’d like. We choose a booth in the back, and wait, and wait, and wait to be served. When our waitress finally comes over, she looks like she crawled out of a crack high. Her words were a bit slurred and she was a bit slow, but she was very pleasant.

There was no smoking or non-smoking section, and no one was smoking at the bar. However, before ordering, I went to the bathroom, where it STUNK like smoke. My first thought… hmm “Am I in high school again?” Then, once in the stall, there it was, an ash tray! Apparently you can’t smoke in the restaurant or bar area, but it’s fair game in the bathroom.

We ordered a Prime Rib and a Chili cheeseburger to split. When it came out, the burger looked as though it had pickles slathered all over the top. After a minor freak out, and asking what that was, she replied, it’s green chilies. Apparently a chili burger isn’t as we know it in NY with actual Chili, but with smashed green chilies on top. As unexpected as it was, it was a really nice addition to the burger. It added a sweet yet small spice flavor to the burger. The Prime rib was cooked to perfection with an amazing seasoning. We were both amazing happy with our meals.

As we were eating, the place began to fill up. Before we knew it, every table was full, and there was a line out the door. I overheard the waitress at the table next to us when they commented on the crowd, “Yea, ever since we got famous we’re always this busy. It’s crazy!” If Phil and I had gotten there even 10 – 15 minutes later than we did, we would have been in that line.

Just because we feel we have to get something from the attached liquor store to make this visit complete, I go up front and buy a 6-pack of Shiner Bock, which is regionally brewed in Shiner, Texas. I meet up with Phil as he’s paying the check, and we head out to the car to begin on the second half of our journey to Amarillo. And that’s where we are now, Phil’s driving and I’m sittin here typin away! :o)

The Grand Canyon.. Earning Its' Name

First and most importantly. Christine has temporarily lost her phone. If you call her please leave a phone number so she can call you back using Phil's phone. Thanks.

First off the part that caught me most by surprise about the Grand Canyon was the fact that it is found at the end of of a forest. From most pictures and views I had previously seen we were expecting more of a desert atmosphere. Instead we found trees and wild life, not the exact scene we had pictured in out minds heading into this endevour.

On the long road that leads to the canyon we saw many "look out for this animal being in the road" signs. The common deer sign, the elk sign (more common here), the panther sign and the cow sign. Huh? Wait? Cows crossing sign. Sounds odd right. After all who has ever heard of a wild cow walking through the forest. Silly Arizonian's and their signs.

When we speak of the Grand Canyon we must break it up into two separate and totally unequal parts. We first stumbled upon the North part of the canyon. There were cabins everywhere and lodge with a huge dining hall and theater all over looking the canyon. Very touristy and it was difficult to find some way to interact with the Grand Canyon like we had with the Bad Lands. We walked what we could and took what scenic photos we could, but in the end there wasn't a whole lot to do there.

We were planning to stay in that area for the night, but after planning it through we desided to make the 40 mile, 2.5 hour trip to our camp ground near the southern part of the canyon. You might be wondering, "How could it take 2 hours to go 40 miles?" Well, if you went directly across the canyon, like via airplane or helocopter it was 40 miles from canyon to camp ground. Unfortuniatly for us, the canyon is kind of in the way, and while the Aveo has been an off roading beast so far this trip, we didn't want to brave the journey. So we had to go back out the long winding road that led to the canyon, down a road going east, that leads around the canyon, and then a southen road to get where we had to be.

The next day we headed out for the Grand Canyon once again. This time we would be attacking from the south. When entering the park we came to the gaurd booth, where they collect your money and give you a pass. By this time we have been to so many National Parks that we now have a pass, and do not have to pay to enter. We got to the booth, showed the ranger our National Parks card and license as proof of identity. He looked at it and said, "New York, eh." To which Phil replied, "Yes, we have traveled very far to see your canyon."

Th good part was that the South was a lot better than the North was. Yes, this is one of the few times where the South actually beats the North in something, other than marrying one's own sister, or barbeque. There were many scenic overlooks and trails to walk around. At the Grand Viewpoint we actually walked down the majority of the canyon. We would have gone to the bottom, but didn't have water and had read earlier about people getting stuck down there and needing to be rescued due to dehydration or extreme fatigue. In retrospect we probably could have made it down to the bottom and back up, but at the time it wasn't worth the risk.




We took many pictures and have some great video footage, but it really does not do justice to what a spectacular scene and view and really is. The canyon really is grand. There were many times that we looked over the view and said that it was so beautiful, it almost didn't look real. It looked like a picture of a post card someone would buy and send you. The reds and tan colors of the mountains with sporadic greens sprouting off of them. The the blue and white horizon are a perfect contrast for the mountainous area and the shifting of the shadows from the sunlight provide a constantly changing dynamic. You could stay in one place all day and feel like you saw 9 different places around the area.